Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Stalwart Stallions of Invictus: Prepare for a Wet and WILD Ride (No Holds Barred!)

Forget everything you thought you knew about modesty. It's time for our WET T-SHIRT PHOTO CONTEST, and we're turning the risqué dial all the way up!

The Delightfully Dirty Details: 

1. Get Soaking Wet: Think strategically sheer, suggestively clinging, like you just stepped out of a scandalous dream.

2. Pose with Intent: Think less "awkward family photo" and more "come hither, but make it damp." Subtlety is for dry people. 

3. Capture the Wetness: The photo should hint, tease, and maybe even make us sweat a little. Lighting and angles can enhance the… impact. Let's leave a little to the imagination (but not too much). 

4. Everyone Gets to Judge: All guild members will vote based on a highly scientific scale of "makes us blush, giggle, and maybe need a cold shower." Poll for the winner will be posted from May 26-31 so everyone can vote!

The (Potentially) X-Rated Prizes:

We're talking rewards that are as *stimulating* as your wet t-shirt poses.  The winner shall be celebrated throughout the guild and heretofore be known as **The Duke of Dampening More Than Just His Shirt**! We're talking legendary bragging rights that'll last until the next ridiculous contest, or maybe something a little more… *hands-on*? But probably just some gold. 

Gentlemen, consider this your invitation to get provocatively damp and unleash your inner exhibitionist. Let's see those photos that push the boundaries of good taste (and maybe a few other boundaries too). Don't be shy; be scandalous!

 **Dudes only-18+ Please post your photos in the NSFW Channel by 11PM PST on May 25 and tag Cosmo or Zero. 

Winner will receive three legendary furniture pages and 100k gold, as well as a new guild title: The Duke of Dampening More Than Just His Shirt!

More prize levels added with participation!