Invictus Guilds Inc. - IP/OP Raffles

Fish Me Right

Welcome to Smack That Bass, what a treat, Where anglers look sexy and barely wear cleat. We cast with a wink, we jiggle with flair, Our rods are extended, and so is our hair. With lipstick on lures and sass in our stance, We seduce every fish with a side-eyed glance.

One slapped a mackerel, another yelled “Bite!” This derby’s more scandal than sport or fight. We flirt with the bait, we moan at the splash, Someone just twerked while reeling in trash. It’s wild, it’s wet, it’s sexy as hell At Smack That Bass, we fish and rebel!

The Fishing Derby needs sponsors

If you’d like to donate to the Fishing Derby’s Grand Prix Prize, you will receive the coveted Wettest Benefactor, Title that is only given to sponsors to be displayed in your edited notes + Raffle tickets for the private Sponsors Raffle

Fishing Derby Raffle A large list of ranked prizes and our signature Grand Prix Prize.

Be the member that mails in the most FISHYS then the next fishing derby, the guild will have to BEAT YOUR TOTAL the total to beat is 28,000 Fishies to win the Grand Prix prize.

Grand Prix Prize

$3 Million, 2 gold praxis, 1 gold recipe !!! Plus the Master Baiter (5k Fish & Grand Master Hooker (28k Fish) title to display in your edited notes

1st Prize $350k, 1 gold praxis, 1 epic recipe

2nd Prize $250k, 1 epic recipe

3rd Prize $150k, 1 gold recipe

Mail your UNSKINNED FISH, I will repeat UNSKINNED FISH to Denivath ONLY and she will mail you back a total fish count. Let the best FISHING POLE WIN !! (All gold values will be upped based on participation)

Event runs until May 31st, 2025 Midnight PST

Starring “Ganja Rose”

Ganja Rose, the diva of dope, Slides down a bong like it’s fashion and hope. She poses in pasties made out of leaf, With nugs on her nipples, high-class motif. She’s shot in a hammock of hemp and pure sass, Hotboxing her Prius while shaking that, glass. She once did a spread on a pot brownie pile, With frosting that screamed, “Stay baked, stay vile!” She moans, “Light me up,” with a wink and a wiggle, Then dabs on a dab with a thunderous jiggle.

She’s the only girl who can toke on a vape, While upside down in a sequin-draped cape. She’s sexy, she’s stoned, she’s a blazing hot mess, She once flashed a fern and said, “Photosynthesis.” Ganja Rose, she’s puffin’ with flair, The only girl twerking mid-smoke in mid-air.

The Bong & The Beautiful Alchemy Raffle

Alchemy plants are a standard 1 for 1 (just like the Raw Mats Raffle, a stack is 200 pcs so that’s 200 tickets, Except Columbine, & Mud Crab Chitin, they are 2 tickets each, so they would be 400 tickets a stack)

~Grand Prix~ 15 Crown Crates & $100k

1st Price - $350k & 1 New gold Praxis

2nd Price - $250k 1 New Gold Praxis

3rd Price - $150k 1 New Gold Praxis

4th Prize - $100k

5th Prize - $75k

6th Prize - $50k

Mail your plants to Denivath Only DO NOT PUT THESE ITEMS IN THE GUILD BANK (all Gold values will be increased based on participation)

This raffle for Invictus & Opulence Guilds ONLY Event closes May 31st, Midnight Please remember to send ONLY PLANTS, NOT alchemy solutions.

Disclaimer This event contains +18 content, so if you’re under 18, kindly exit stage left and go back to pretending you don’t know what any of this means. For the rest of you ! buckle up, it’s about to get delightfully inappropriate!

The Goat That Cried Squirrel

Oh, gather ‘round close for a tale so obscene, Of a goat and a squirrel, woodland’s hottest scene. She bleated, he twitched, it was love at first glance, They frolicked in hay and engaged in romance. But one fateful day, she caught him mid-dance, With a chipmunk named Tammy ! no pants, just a prance.

She headbutted his tree, burned his nut stash in spite, And moonwalked away screaming, “I hope you get mites!” Now he weeps in the woods, all lonely and sore, Still dreaming of goat hooves and love on the floor.

The Goat That Screamed “Squirrel” Raw Mats Raffle

Send us your ~Raw Unrefined Mats & GOLD MATS~ for tickets and win some sweet prizes! ~Materials Raffle~ (Unrefined) Raw Mats, they are the standard 1 for 1, ex: one stack is 200 pcs so that’s 200 tkts. ~But Gold Mats are 100 Tickets EACH~

Prize Ranks

~1st Prize~ ~15 CROWN CRATES ! + $100k~

~2nd Prize~ $350k & New Gold Praxis

~3rd Prize~ $250k & Gold Motif Book

~4th Prize~ $250k & 5 Gold furnishings

~5th Prize~ $200k & 4 Gold furnishings

~6th Prize~ $150k & 3 Gold furnishings

~7th Prize~ $150k & 2 Gold Furnishings

Mail your Raw Mats & Gold Mats to ~Denivath Only~ This Raffle is for Invictus and Opulence ONLY (All gold prizes will be upped on participation)

Event closes on May 31st, Midnight PST

Epic Madness

I stroke my eggplant, slow and refined, With sensual care and a chef’s dirty mind. It’s firm, it’s glossy, it begs for attention A veggie with curves and sinful intention. I oil it up with a wink and a pout, Whispering, “Babe, you’re what dinner’s about.”

Forget candlelight, this aubergine’s hot, Call me a farmer, I milk what I’ve got. It’s not just a side dish, it’s culinary lust, So juicy, so plump… oh yes, it’s a must. So judge if you want, go giggle and tease, But this eggplant’s the star of my five-star disease.

Stroke My EggPlant Epic Mats Raffle

Send any of your Purple Epic Materials from ANY category (Jewelry, Blacksmithing, Clothing, Woodworking, or Provisioning) to Denivath for Raffle tickets. This will be the standard 1 for 1, (example 1 stack is 200 pieces which means 200 tickets). Epic Jewelry Plates 20 Tkts EACH

Prize Ranks

1st Prize $250k + 1 Epic Praxis

2nd Prize $200k + 1 Epic Praxis

3rd Prize $150k + 1 Epic Praxis

4th Prize $100k + 1 Epic Praxis

5th Prize $75k + 1 Epic Praxis

6th Prize $50k + 1 Epic Praxis

7th Prize $25k + 1 Epic Praxis

Mail your Epic Mats to Denivath ONLY (Prize Values will be upped based on participation)

Event Closes on May 31st, Midnight

This Raffle is for IP & OP ONLY

Otterly Devoted

There’s an otter who watches with shimmering grace, A guardian spirit in soft, silent place. With whiskers of wisdom and eyes full of light, She swims through our dreams in the still of the night. She guards every member with love’s gentle tide, A soft-hearted soul with the stars as her guide.

When chaos may stir or our courage may stray, Her ripples of calm gently wash fear away. So here’s to our angel, so quiet, so true Dear otter, we flourish because we have you. ( Dedicated to my Wookie )

Otterly Devoted Style Page Raffle

Send Denivath your style pages in exchange for raffle ticket. Due to ESO having a tremendous amount of common event style pages they will only earn you 1 ticket each, but the rarer style pages will be 25 tickets each. Full Gold Motif Books will earn you 100 tickets

Prize Ranks

1st Prize $250k + 1 Epic Praxis

2nd Prize $200k + 1 Epic Praxis

3rd Prize $150k + 1 Epic Praxis

4th Prize $100k + 1 Epic Praxis

5th Prize $75k + 1 Epic Praxis

6th Prize $50k + 1 Epic Praxis

7th Prize $25k + 1 Epic Praxis

Mail your Style Pages to Denivath ONLY (Prize Values will be upped based on participation)

Event Closes on May 31st, Midnight

This Raffle is for IP & OP ONLY

The Guild Bank is for personal use only, NOT RAFFLE ENTRIES!!

If I find out guild Bank pages are getting turned in for raffle tickets your ass is grass and I’m a John Deere lawnmower lmfao (kisses, love you )

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