Invictus Guilds Inc. - ICC Raffles

(Verse 1)

Some folks flash their diamonds, or their fancy gold,

But I've got a treasure that's much more to behold!

It's long and it's sturdy, a truly handsome sight,

Makes the good times roll, from dusk till early light!

Not a tiny little sprout, so flimsy and so weak,

This one's got the power that all the fellas seek!

(Chorus)

Oh, my purple friend, so grand and so stout!

A tale of good times, there is no doubt!

It stands up so proudly, for my eyes alone,

This big, juicy eggplant, I call my very own!

(Verse 2)

When Deni steps out, and the crowd starts to yell,

My big purple friend works its magic so well!

It loves a good attention, a playful stroke and squeeze,

Always brings the pleasure, always aims to please!

It's got that fertile goodness, a truly potent seed,

Always there to satisfy your every single need!

(Chorus)

Oh, my purple friend, so grand and so stout!

A tale of good times, there is no doubt!

It stands up so proudly, for my eyes alone,

This big, juicy eggplant, I call my very own!

Send any of your **Purple Epic Materials** from ANY category (Jewelry, Blacksmithing, Clothing, Woodworking, or Provisioning) to Sapphira for Raffle tickets. This will be the standard 1 for 1, (example 1 stack is 200 pieces which means 200 tickets). ***Epic Jewelry Plates 20 Tkts EACH***

✨Prize Ranks✨

**1st Prize** $200k + 1 Epic Praxis

**2nd Prize** $150k + 1 Epic Praxis

**3rd Prize** $100k + 1 Epic Praxis

**4th Prize** $75k + 1 Epic Praxis

***Mail your Epic Mats to SAPPHIRA ONLY***

(*Prize Values will be upped based on participation*)

Event Closes on June 30th Midnight

THE BIG REVEAL (UNSCHEDULED EDITION):

Ahem. Darlings, Netski here! Just wrapped up a magnificent number for your viewing pleasure – the hair was laid, the face was beat, the gown was GIVING! I was feeling myself, truly serving. Hunty, I had the audience gagging! And then, a shiver, a shimmy, a slight structural shift downstairs!

Hennies, I've got a SITUATION! My carefully curated assets have shifted! We have a full-blown TUCK-SPLOSION on our hands! My virtue is attempting a daring jailbreak, and frankly, this Bitch is NOT dressed for that kind of exposure!

My foundation is crumbling! My package is preparing for delivery! I'm about to go from 'glam goddess' to 'gravity's victim' in real-time, right here on your screens! And we cannot have that, can we?!

A Queen always serves, but she also needs to be secure! To re-establish my structural integrity and get this show back on track, I'm in desperate need of some emergency RAW MATERIALS!

Think of it my darlings! Without the proper materials this illusion all falls apart! So, to secure my composure, my curves, and my commitment to compression, we're launching a very special initiative!

We're gathering all the essential supplies for my immediate reconstruction! Because a Bitch can't slay if she sways! Send your Raw Mats to SAPPHIRA to help this Hooker out!

Now, if you'll excuse me, this Hoe has some adjustments to make! Thank you, my Babies!

XOXO,

Netski (Your Divinely Undulating Queen)

This Raffle will be for ***Raw Unrefined & Gold Mats*** as with our standard Raw Mats Raffles it’s 1 for 1 ( Ex: a stack is 200pcs, that means 1 stack equals 200 tickets ) & ***Each Gold Mat*** you send in is worth ***100 tickets each !***

1st Price - Mystery Box Worth $350K

2nd Price -Mystery Box Worth $250K

3rd Price -Mystery Box Worth $150K

***All Mystery Boxes will have some gold, at least one luxury furnishing and miscellaneous furniture pieces in them***

Mail your Raw Unrefined & Gold Mats to ***SAPPHIRA Only DO NOT PUT THESE ITEMS IN THE GUILD BANK***

(*all Gold values will be increased based on participation*)

Event closes June 30th Midnight PST

Darlings, divas, and degenerates! Gather 'round for a tragedy of epic proportions! My centerpiece, my raison d'être, my KUTA has flown the coop!

One minute I was feeling myself, you know, just a little Tuesday morning zhuzh in the boudoir, admiring its...sparkle. The next? Vanished! Poof! Like a cheap wig in a hurricane! Naturally, I did what any sensible queen would do. I screamed. Loudly. For about ten minutes. Woke up Gingersnap - she was not amused, let me tell you.

Now, I have my theories. Was it that jealous queen, Chastity Belt? She’s always eyeing my assets. Or perhaps it slipped away during that very enthusiastic meet-and-greet with the rugby team? They were very hands-on, bless their cotton socks. It could have just... popped off from the sheer excitement!

I've searched high and low! I’ve turned my boudoir upside down! It now looks like a glitter bomb, a feather duster, and a tequila bottle had a very messy threesome. I’ve patted down every sequin, interrogated every tube of lipstick (they’re saying nothing, the tight-lipped little tarts!).

The horror! The indignity! How can one truly be Poison_Knivey without the full... armament? This is a crisis, ladies and gentlemen! A Kuta-strophe! If anyone has seen a Kuta - fabulous, a little mischievous, and probably looking for a good time, send her my way. Mama's lost without her!

BUT! Poison_Knivey is nothing if not resourceful! While my original, one-of-a-kind, diamond-encrusted (in my mind, anyway) Kuta is still at large, I've had a BRILLIANT idea to fill this aching void!

Each Kuta you send to SAPPHIRA gets you an entry into this month's spectacular raffle! So don't be shy! Open your hearts (and your crafting bags) and send those glorious Kutas our way! Help a queen rebuild her foundations!

* Kuta Raffle

Mail your Kuta’s to ***Sapphira***, and she with mail you back a Raffle Spread. Each ***”Kuta’s”*** is worth ***10 Raffle Tickets 🎟️***

1st 🥇 Prize - Mystery Box Worth $350k

2nd 🥈 Prize - Mystery Box Worth $250k

3rd 🥉 Prize - Mystery Box Worth $200k

**Mystery Boxes are guaranteed to have some gold, at least one luxury furnishing piece and some miscellaneous furniture**

MAIL YOUR ITEMS TO ***SAPPHIRA*** ONLY. ***DO NOT PUT IN THE GUILD BANK***

(all gold values will be increased based on participation)

Event closes March June 30th Midnight PST

Mother's Blossoms Alchemy Raffle

Inside our guild hall the air's thick with sin

And Mama Sapphira's got troubles within.

Her *blossoms*-a handful of lusty delights,

are itching and burning through long, lonely nights.

Shad groans in the corner where shadows are deep,

Wookie keeps scratching, unable to sleep.

Good Sapph, our own Sapph with calm knowing looks

needs alchemical brews from her recipe books.

"No dewy lotus, no blossom so pure,"

She mutters, consulting a cure that's obscure.

"I need troll bile brewed and wormwood imbued

to soothe all the spots where my hoes have been screwed."

So you crafty concocters, with flora untold.

If you fancy some favors, and stories of old,

bring forth your herbs, your fungal supplies

and Sapph might just offer a *special* surprise!

Alchemy plants are a standard 1 for 1 (*just like the Raw Mats Raffle, a stack is 200 pcs so that’s 200 tickets*, ***Except Columbine, & Mud Crab Chitin, they are 2 tickets each, so they would be 400 tickets a stack***)

1st Price - $200k 1 New Gold Praxis

2nd Price - $150k 1 New Gold Praxis

3rd Prize - $100k

Mail your plants to ***SAPPHIRA Only DO NOT PUT THESE ITEMS IN THE GUILD BANK***

(*all Gold values will be increased based on participation*)

This is guild raffle for **Invictus Chateau Couture Guild**

Event closes **May 31st Midnight PST**

***Please remember to send ONLY PLANTS***, NOT alchemy solutions.***

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